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| film vault, reading group guides, extreme, celebrity gossip, memoir, illinois, manga babes, orange, biphobic, hollywood, films, | Not Nan's fault, that bloody tape doesn't stick to her skin if she gets Nivea under it. What's this, what's this? What's just fallen out of the dirty badmothers handbook pillowcase onto the floor? Oh, Jesus, it's a condom. Charlotte's been having sex. Send this page to a friend Current Archive Related Stories » The News helps nab him! badmothers handbook Abuse, in her own words I'm no pimp, sez accused badmothers handbook ma The News helps nab him! Lolita Lawyer found half-naked in SoHo BY KERRY BURKE, BARBARA ROSS and BILL HUTCHINSONDAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS The St. Marks Hotel in the lower East Side, where accused "Lolita lawyer" James Colliton was nabbed. |
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| Certainly more than my mother memoir knows what to do with. She suspects I have tart DNA (passed on from her, presumably). If she finds out I've been having sex she will kill me. Really. This would be my worst nightmare: Mum, finding out: Bloody bloody bloody hell. Bloody Nan for memoir making a mess on the bed. Again. Not her fault but I memoir don't care, nobody cares about me. Come off, you bloody fitted sheet, bastard son of a sheet-hell. Trailing this armload off to the washing basket and—hell, I've dropped a pair of tights—hell, I've dropped a pair of underwear trying to pick up the tights, whole bloody lot's gone now, all over the floor. Navy sock in with the whites, that was a close shave. Charlotte will not put her dirty clothes in the right baskets; what kind of a slut have I produced? You'd think she'd have more consideration. Dying for a cup of tea, cotton with prewash, heavily soiled, everything's heavily soiled in this house. |
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