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wait, looky at me!! Anyway, I'm pretty certain he was sporting the uniform of a deer hunter, and immediately I placed him in a tree stand since before fucking dawn, guzzling Early Times from a filthy sport bottle, and now bed-shitting drunk and pissed he wasn't able to gut something today. By the time I got to work, with my heart banging off my ribcage, I had the guy's whole life story mapped out in my fucking head. I knew fucking his likes and dislikes, what his trailer looked like, how long he'd been married to Ol' Chinless, and his dirty little secret that caused him to leave Alabama in a hurry. Oh, I knew him. And I didn't like him one bit, the backwards-driving motherfuck. Of course, he could've been an old black preacher for all I know... The amazing thing about the event was how my heart went from zero to sixty in under one second. I mean that baby leaped into action from a sitting-still position, and did some pumpin'. |
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