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| css, large ass, fat kid, with, fat boobs, fat camp, big fat tit, fat baby, slim, my big fat obnoxious fiance, | I smarty didn’t say anything, because it was no big deal. I figured it was just all the food I’d eaten that day. But as I laid in bed reading, the pain started getting worse. Much worse. I began to get concerned, and considered waking up Toney. I got up and poured myself a big-ass tumbler of milk, hoping it would extinguish whatever was going on in there. After I downed the cow smarty secretions I went back to bed, and turned out the light. But it was no good. smarty I couldn’t go to sleep, because I was becoming more and more convinced I was having a heart attack. I got back up and took my book to the living room. I read a few pages and could feel a storm brewing in my gut. I figured I’d better head to the bathroom, but I remembered all the jokes about Elvis dying on the can, so I decided to ride it out on the couch. |
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| We had to get out of the house, plus I really wanted to see the flick. The guy at the video store acted like he was in charge of defense secrets at the Pentagon, and gave me a hard time because I was using my mother’s membership fat camp card. What a pain in the ass this guy must be in real fat camp life; he probably keeps his underwear on hangers. We finally negotiated an agreement though, and I was bestowed the great honor of being allowed to rent a videocassette at Blockbuster! I felt like the goddamned King of England. Toney and my mother conked out before the FBI warning came on, so my dad and I watched the movie. It was good, set in West Virginia, sort of a Rocky with nerds and coal miners. After it ended everyone limped to bed, and so did I. During the last half-hour or so of the film I was having chest pains. Nothing too bad, but enough to get your attention. |
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