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If I’d been chewing gum I would’ve surely swallowed it. I yelled, butt “Did you see that?!” But Toney had seen nothing and it sounded a little creepy when I tried to explain it, butt so my words just kinda trailed off and I acted like the controls on the radio needed adjusting. -- We walked through many retail establishments, including Target, Pier 1, Lowe’s, some freaky place called Home Goods which carries loads of strange items for the butt home like cigar store Indians and solid iron chickens on wheels, and before long it was time for my three o’clock feeding. “Where do you want to eat?” is one of my favorite phrases, and I whipped it out of its leather carrying case on the sidewalk in front of a cellular phone store. “Isn’t your mother cooking?” Toney said. “That’s three hours away!” I shouted. We got back in our car and endured more of the hellacious Easter traffic that my mother had warned us about, and thirty minutes later we'd traveled four hundred yards to the parking lot of a Friday’s.
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