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| programmer, fat belly, bbe, lose fat, fat sex, fat stomach, fat, plumpers, massive teen, bigfat women pictures, fat cat, songs, plump women, nude fat woman, fat naked woman, | I have no doubts. I saw the bird. See ya Monday. May 13, 2004 -- Andy's fat. At least that's fat free what the vet told us. What do you think? He said our dog has gained an alarming nine pounds in the eighteen months since he last saw him, and we need to do something. He's reportedly "flabby beneath his fur." (Andy, not the vet.) We were lectured about feeding him table food, and were told fat free that we should only give him a cup and a half of dog fat free food every day. Poor Andy. Dog food. He's been raised on spaghetti dinners and barbecued chicken breasts. He tap-dances on the kitchen floor when pasta is being prepared. And he locks a stare onto a hunk of turkey, like a laser beam, and attempts to will the tasty morsel into his snout by using mind control. |
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| Like, should I go to the store tonight, or tomorrow? Oh, it's 7:13... Better go tomorrow. I'm convinced I would've perished many times over if I hadn't heeded the warning of the digital clock. I've also been known to knock on wood. I know it's all crazy, but why take chances? When I was a small Jiffy programmer Pop-haired youngster I was a huge Cincinnati Reds fan. Somewhere along the programmer line I convinced myself that if my team was in a tight situation, and I uttered the phrase "come on!" the programmer Reds would fail. And to this day I try to make myself refrain from saying those words in a tense situation. It's a homemade hand-crafted superstition. Please feel free to make of this what you want. I need to get to work. Maybe today I'll learn whose grandfather perished in a hot water tank explosion, or whatever? Oh, I know something like that happened, I just haven't heard about it yet. |
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