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See ya tomorrow. September 15, 2004 -- freelance Adelphia screwed us all. I got up yesterday and wrote my morning update, like a good boy, and when it came time to upload it, I found my internet connection was deader than Kelsey's nuts. I freelance had to get to work, so, no Tuesday update. What I wrote is below. And if you hadn't noticed, I'm taking advantage of the situation to slack off today. Thank you Adelphia... you motherfuckers! -- Toney and I have started watching freelance The Sopranos again. We have all of the DVDs, and a couple of weeks ago we decided we'd start over at the beginning. What I'd forgotten about the early episodes is how funny they were. They're almost full-blown comedies -- with a few savage beatings thrown in. We sit there and just laugh our asses off. What a great show. Holy shit. But that's not really what I wanted to talk about today... This ain't the TV Guide, goddammit. No, a character in one of the shows we watched recently mentioned going to a "package store," and that triggered a story from my past, which eventually forked off to a couple of other mini-stories, loosely feeding off the main story, and that's what I wanted to |
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