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I thought the guy applying the fat sexy woman tattoo didn't really need to rub his hands all over her like that, but what do I know about it? A chainsaw-wielding man in a hockey mask ran out of a haunted house attraction, onto the sidewalk, screaming and waving his arms around. I bought an iron-on patch from the Gay Dolphin giftshop (a Myrtle Beach institution for half a century), that had undoubtedly been on their shelves since 1974 or so. It says, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" I also purchased fat sexy woman a bumper fat sexy woman sticker from them that reads, "Beer: Helping white people learn to dance since 1837." I strongly considered getting a temporary tattoo of the Pillsbury Doughboy on my forearm, but didn't like the looks of the guy who owned the shop. He had a U-bolt through his nose, and was wearing cologne. We had a fancy lunch at Chick-fil-A, and noticed that the sun was actually out. |
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