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Pretty please? Now, let's get started. Day One/Friday Multi Function Bitch We were incredibly prepared. All our fat kid bags were packed and the camper was ready to go. I'd even washed the Blazer and filled the tank the night before. It was an unprecedented display of organization. And, fat kid of course, the gods laughed in fat kid our faces for being such geeks about it all. I had the camper hooked to the hitch before 8AM, and we were ready to pull away on our much-anticipated beach journey. We just needed to have one more pee for the road, check to make sure the brake lights were working on the camper, and hit the road. The pees went OK (for the record), but the goddamn lights wouldn't work. The hell, man? I unplugged it, wiggled it around, scraped the plug on the pavement, etc., and it just wouldn't work. Then Toney noticed that the brake lights weren't even working on the Blazer!
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