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| He hasn't pulled such a stunt since he was fat nude a puppy. It took three trips to the bathroom to get it all transferred into the toilet. I probably should've just used a snow shovel, but went the wad of TP route. It's kinda nasty feeling the weight of the turds in your hand, and all the nooks and crannies through the paper. It seems almost impossible that fat nude such a large amount of poop came out of our little Border Collie. It must've been a four-pound pileup. I wonder if General Motors had anything to do with this? Seriously. They fat nude knew we'd be out of the house... They could've easily dispatched an agent, with a bucket full of pony crap. I don't have much to go on, except a hunch, at this point. But a photo is going into the hanging file. That much is certain. -- Speaking of ponies... We went to dinner Saturday evening, at a really good Mom 'n' Pop Italian joint near our house, then walked around the Summer Festival at the park. The place was crawling with kids and everybody was shotgunning ice cream cones and corndogs, playing Frisbee, and grooving to the Spin Doctors CD that was blasting over the PA system. |
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