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| -- And Chris will take you the rest of the way home. I'm late for work. Again. July 16, 2004 -- I called my boss in California earlier in the week, and found him in an agitated state. I asked him what fat tuesday was going on, and he told me about the strict rules and regulations at the building where he and his fat tuesday department are being forced to move. Others had complained to me about this as well; apparently the whole place is up in arms. I know this building because I used to attend fat tuesday meetings there when I was a California Boy, and it gives new meaning to the term fancy-pants. It's a five-star hotel masquerading as an office building, really. The cafeteria in the lobby serves sushi and steamed clams and lamb chops, and there are fresh-cut flowers on the elevators. The Company is taking over two or three floors of this ridiculousness, and "my people" are moving there in August. |
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