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| large ass, fat kid, with, fat boobs, fat camp, big fat tit, fat baby, slim, my big fat obnoxious fiance, webblog, fat lip, fat girl thong, low fat cooking, | But I'm all better today, I think. I came home from work last night, smarty drank roughly a gallon of water, had some salted peanuts in the shell, watched 8 Mile, and slept about two-times the normal length smarty of time. Today I scrapped about half of the garbage I wrote yesterday, and cobbled together this half-assed update. I apologize, but I'm feeling pretty relieved that I've apparently stemmed the onset of time-release retardation. At least temporarily. Hey, it's something to cling to. -- Here are a few more Smoking Fish sightings, reported by smarty alert Surf Reporters around the country. That fish, he gets around. And the photo at the top of the page might help me get around, compliments of Mr. Ashcroft. I just want to say up front: I know nothing. |
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