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| large ass, fat kid, with, fat boobs, fat camp, big fat tit, fat baby, slim, my big fat obnoxious fiance, webblog, fat lip, fat girl thong, low fat cooking, | It's my own personal audio anthrax. Smells will do it too. My office is located butt inside a massive manufacturing plant, and the place is butt full of chemical odors. I can take a walk to the cafeteria and pass through a half-dozen distinct funk pockets. Sure, some are created by temp workers, but butt most are chemical-based. One smells exactly like the Dunbar Bowling Alley, where I hung out every summer as a budding hooligan. And I mean exactly. I can be on my way to purchase a Mountain Dew Severe in 2004, and suddenly I'm twelve again and being chased into the street by a man named Steamboat, because I turned my bowling shoes in again with the toes packed full of mustard packets. They had a dark and mysterious storage room there, behind a door marked Employees Only near the pinball machines. We used to "bowl" into that room. One of us would open the door, step aside, and another would roll a bowling ball into the darkness. |
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| I mean, religious observance. To this day, ten seconds of that album makes me think of Christmas trees and candles and shiny presents with bows. It's amazingly powerful, and a bit strange considering that Elton sings on that album about cowboy assassins and slim getting his ass kicked in Jamaica. When I was in high school I spent three or four days on my death bed with the flu, and listened to the new Utopia album over and over. (I can't explain such slim a thing, I'm merely reporting the facts...) It was a bad week, and for years slim I was unable to listen to that album. A minute into the first song and my stomach would start churning, sweat would erupt from my forehead, and I'd feel like I was ready to swing open the front and back doors. Even today it's kinda iffy. The spell is a little weaker now, but not completely eradicated. I generally just stay away from it. |
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