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| We had reservations at a place called Americamps, near Richmond, for Saturday night. But we sure didn't want to do it in calendar the rain. The thought of starting our trip with a camper full of mud, and bed sheets all moist and gritty, didn't really appeal to us. At some point during calendar the day Toney began calling around for motels that accept neurotic border collies as guests. She finally made reservations at a Hampton Inn in Emporia, VA, just as a back-up plan. calendar We still had the Americamps reservation too, but we now had a Plan B. All the talk of rain reminded me that I needed new windshield wipers on my Blazer. I'd heard somewhere that Advance Auto Parts will install them for you, if you buy them there, so that's where I went. I have previous experience at trying to install wipers, and I wanted to smash my face through plate glass. Laugh all you want, but I just couldn't get the sumbitches on there. When I finally did, an hour later, I was convinced they'd fly off going down the interstate; I had little confidence that the bread ties would hold. |
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