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| independent, nice, stage, cosmetic surgery, 1000, southpark, gay sex, hairy, bigfat ass booties, and teen plumper, greatest, forums, posing, cartoon images, job, nude pornstars, calendar, cocks, boss, | "You're an idiot," Toney said. When I got to the restaurant there was a big splash of vomit on the sidewalk right in front of the door. What an endorsement! I stepped over it, and went inside to get our samliches. The place was packed and picture of naked asian woman it was chaos in there. picture of naked asian woman When I finally got my order the girl told me the total was $15.27. Holy shit! I tried to will myself not to worry about it, picture of naked asian woman this is vacation, after all, and I just handed over a twenty with a smile. She gave me $8.10 in change(?), and I stepped over the vomit again and went back to our room. The last thing I remember is the Secrets watching Drake & Josh on Nickelodeon, around 8:30 or so. And then I slipped into a deep coma and slept until 7:30 the next morning, still in the same exact position as the night before. Toney was bitching about the bed, proclaiming it "harder than a marble slab," but I hadn't noticed. I could've slept in the middle of the parking lot, and that's no lie. |
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| And they immediately go into the corner. There is no other option. Then I free-fell and Toney asked if boss I wanted a ham sandwich, made from cobbled-together and waterlogged ingredients from our cooler. That didn't sound appealing in the least, and I suggested she walk over to that Shoney's next-door and get us something there. "You go," she said. "No, you," I answered, "it's just a few feet from boss our door" And it went on like that for several minutes. I finally called the front desk and asked for the number to Shoney's, and gave them a boss call. Apparently I was going to be forced to walk all the way over there and get our dinner. It just wasn't fair. I asked the woman who answered if they still serve the Slim Jim sandwich, and she said, in a deep Southern accent, that they do. I wanted to show Toney that I am still fluent in the Southern language, and asked the woman at Shoney's to fix us a couple of them Slim Jims and to also cook us up a mess of fries, put it all in a poke and I'd be over to fetch it directly. |
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