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Because they were going to pay me $175 to shake my (utterly massive, Jell-O-like) ass for a few hours, and that's fun, easy money. A girl's gotta eat especially this one!Did Maxim have the right to cut us? Of course, it was their event; they can hire and and fire whomever they want. Should I have known better? Probably. Was I really surprised? Not really. We all know the type of girls Maxim favors, and since I don't have giant cantaloupe-like plastic tits and a ribcage that you can and play the washboard on, I and don't fit. Which makes me wonder why they hired me and all those other chicks in the first place. Am I just a little bit bitter? You bet my corpulent patootie I am!So, Maxim, fuck you. I'm not fat and even if I were, so what? Being fat isn't a crime. Fat chicks are hot too. Some guys even gasp prefer them to the Tupperware fuck toys that spill over the glossy pages of your marginal rag.
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