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| You could just stand in a store and listen to a non-stop chorus of sneezes. Also, I enjoy irritating Toney by being lesbian the loudest sneezer in the bunch; I can rattle glass with my sneezes! Yeah, it was all very amusing until I put my hand in a big wad of snot stuck to a refrigerator door in Best Buy. That kind of thing has the power to instantly lesbian change the tone of a day. Fuck. -- Before the mystery snot webbed my fingers, we'd been looking around Best Buy, and I'd whipped myself into a state of sexual arousal over consumer electronics. Every time I go there I'm drawn, against my will, to a Sony Vaio desktop computer with a big-ass flat-screen monitor. It costs something like four thousand bucks, which may as well be four million, but a guy can dream, can't he? |
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