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-- After our little outing, we headed to Don Pablo's for lunch, and it turned out to be a slightly painful experience. It was Cinco de Mayo and people were in metrotimes there boozing it up and having fun. Toney and I have traditionally used this undefined Mexican holiday as an excuse to drink to excess, and it wasn't easy sitting on the sidelines just watching the action. I felt like the kid with one lung who can't play with the other children. We didn't realize what day it was until we metrotimes got there; we would've steered clear of the place if we'd known. This responsible living bullshit sucks a great big dick. -- I don't know what's wrong with me, but I found myself laughing last night while watching Becker. Do you think I have a tumor? -- I'm considering having some t-shirts printed up, and need your help. I'm thinking about putting the smoking fish and THE WEST VIRGINIA SURF REPORT! on the front, and some saying on the back. If you could take a second to cast your vote for your favorite tagline to go on the back of the shirt, I'd be much obliged.
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