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Steve and I grew up about seventy-five yards from each other in West Virginia and now live seventy-five miles apart in Dog Ass County, Pennsylvania. And his mother kept everything. The whole gang was in that envelope, including a few Surf Report regulars. Bill from West Virginia, Rocky boy from the Insane Asylum, The Angry White Guy... all in elementary school photos, wearing knitted vests. The Brady Bunch boy fashions made the early photos funny, but it was the hair that did the trick later. There's a photo of me, from the Junior High years, that was simply boy breathtaking. How did my mother allow me to leave the house looking like that?! Incredible. Did she hate me?? I had sort of a white boy's afro, but it was cut and shaped to resemble a mullet. It looked like my hair had been sculpted, like the shrubbery at Disneyland -- into an approximation of a goddamn mullet! I couldn't manage a real mullet, I guess, so I had them carve me one. Oh, the humanity! The curtain of humiliation that hung down in the back was both long and wide, and I have no doubt a shotgun blast couldn't have penetrated it.
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