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So yeah, that's what happened." Mom interjected. "So why do you have all of them? And why are four missing?" "Well, because James and Tim were afraid, you see
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because they said I had such understanding parents." Flattery, with a dash of my-friends-think-you-guys-are-less-moral-and-meaner-than-theirs paranoia. Couldn't hurt. I was trying anything. "So you see, it was Lonnie. They're Lonnie's. I wouldn't biography/autobiography even know what to do with them." She surely didn't buy this shit, right? I only had a car ride to come up with something; this was the best I could do. Mom paused. "Well, OK. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
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