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| technology, thong, music, fat cock, free fatgrannies tgp, fat lady, fat fuck, boy, bbw avs, fat sluts, pussy, plump ass, bubble, fat tit, fat black ass, free big tit videos, low fat food, trans fat, freelance, teens, gung hay fat choy, fatgranniestgp, web log, how is fat burned, | It was a question worth asking, and answering. On Saturday morning I removed Andy's nemesis from the closet, and watched him hunch down and retreat beneath the dining room table. I left it sitting in the middle of the living room. Then I made a big production out of retrieving a chocolate chip cookie from the plastic Sam's Club container, creating as much noise as possible. I could tell that the sparks were already starting to fly within Andy's skull. fat tuesday What the hell's going on here?? So many emotions... Dogs aren't supposed to eat chocolate, fat tuesday so I tore off just a small wedge of the cookie and laid it on the vacuum. Then I called Andy out from under the table and made him aware of his golden opportunity. He kept looking at us for reassurance, wagging and smiling, but with his torso still low to the ground. Eventually he walked up to The Killing Machine, retrieved the cookie, and sprinted out of the room. |
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| If we just open the door to the closet where the vacuum is kept, he gets low to the trans fat ground and slinks away. If it's actually plugged in and roaring he hides inside my office, beneath a chair, shaking it up trans fat like Ric Ocasek and/or Janet Reno. Please God, don't let me get sucked into that hanging bag of death. I've never hurt anyone, except a few stupid squirrels and bunnies... On the other side of the walnut coin, Andy lives for table scraps and junk food from the human world. trans fat I think he'd crash through plate glass to get at an Oreo, and who can blame him? And he can hear the rattling of a Frito's bag through concrete. He's finely tuned to snacks, like something created by the scientists at NASA. So, I wondered what would happen if I laid a cookie on the vacuum cleaner? Would he be brave enough to approach The Machine, or would he just say screw dat? Would it touch off such a complicated dilemma within him that his system would simply shut down? |
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