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-- We had intended to cook chicken on the grill the night before we left, so Toney had taken the meat diet fat smash out of the freezer early that morning to thaw. It was diet fat smash lying on the counter changing colors throughout the day, and putting out some kind of nasty liquid, so we decided we'd just order a pizza instead. But what to do with the chicken? We couldn't just leave it in the trash while we were gone; it would stink like an open grave, and probably trigger a vermin rave in our garage. We had to get it away from the house. So Toney tied it up in a plastic grocery bag, and we made plans to fling it into a dumpster on our way out of town. When we got up Sunday morning the bag was really "juicy" and was putting off a high funk. I didn't want that shit in our car, so I tied it to the driver's side window. And we drove through town with a rancid bag of chicken bouncing off our door, drizzling poison poultry juice across the landscape.
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