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| fat free recipe, fat flush, big breasts, saturated fat, body fat, fat bastard, janet jackson is fat, plump boobs, blogger, fat bitch, funny picture of fat people, licking, fat gay, lose belly fat, low fat recipe, fat albert, | Maybe blog I'm a little confused on some of the details, but I'm not really talking about Germany here. I'm bitching about blog it being Monday morning again, so soon. How is it possible? It seems like Friday evening was yesterday morning. Or something. Saturday was pretty much blog a waste. Toney went out in the morning, and I stayed home and cleaned house, drank coffee, talked to my parents on the phone, and watched Spongebob. It rained all friggin' day, and we didn't do much. In the afternoon I went to a used CD store in the world's oldest strip mall in an especially low-rent section of Scranton, and was repelled by the stench. It was sort of a wet dog, stale urine, mold, and semen combo. Spicy, yet robust. I was hoping to find an Elliott Smith disc there, that I'm too cheap to buy at full price. But, no luck. I did find an old Rain Parade CD that I'm pretty certain is out of print and rare, but I didn't buy anything. |
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| We were in a restaurant and saw a fat man with a ponytail applying a line of mayonnaise to each funny picture of fat people individual french fry before devouring it. I couldn't watch. Then I saw a fifteen or sixteen year old girl in a halter top with George Clooney's face under each arm, and that didn't help funny picture of fat people anything either. Later we were in Old Navy and walked into a heart-stopping fart cloud that was causing a mini mosh pit to form in the middle of funny picture of fat people a retail store. My dad summed it up when he said, "Sshhew! That thing was still hot when we got to it." God bless America. June 4, 2001 If weekdays zipped by like Saturdays and Sundays we'd be in good shape. It would be like living in Germany, without the scary language and the sausages. Don't they have fifteen-hour work weeks over there? Five hours a day, Tuesday through Thursday, then: beer, suspenders, & tubas! Shit, I thought they lost the war; why are we the ones who are working so hard? |
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