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A few days ago I unearthed a few, and thong decided to give them thong a listen...and I sound like a mental patient. The stuff recorded in the mornings is loud and obnoxious like a radio commercial for a blow-out mattress sale, music blasting in the background. And the nighttime recordings are more like late-period thong Bela Lugosi, made in tomb-like silence. It's horrifying. At one point I'm obviously drunk (in my dementia, I started taking the recorder with me everywhere I went) and slurring like, well, Dean Martin. I mutter in a slow, too-deep voice, “…an offensive term for lesbians: cunt faggots.” Luckily I made it clear it was an offensive term. Good god! How many of us get the chance to re-live our proudest moments? I'm a lucky, lucky man. Now Toney has something she can play at my funeral. -- Through an impossible-to-predict series of events, the guy who took my place when I left California is getting a big promotion.
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