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| fat free recipe, fat flush, big breasts, saturated fat, body fat, fat bastard, janet jackson is fat, plump boobs, blogger, fat bitch, funny picture of fat people, licking, fat gay, lose belly fat, low fat recipe, fat albert, | -The West Virginia Surf Report. Sunday we went out and did a little shopping. It was still raining, so fat boy I couldn't mow the grass and piss off the Christians. We went to Best Buy and bought my Dad a fat boy cell phone for Father's Day. It's one of those prepaid deals, where you buy the phone then add minutes as you fat boy need them. My parents wouldn't use one enough to warrant a monthly contract. They'd end up paying thirty dollars every month for the privilege of calling each other from the grocery store to see how they're fixed on toilet paper at home. Anyway, the phone's usually seventy bucks, but it was on sale for fifty, plus there's a thirty dollar mail-in rebate -- and they give you a twenty dollar Best Buy gift certificate to boot. So it ends up not really costing anything. How can you beat that? I will submit to you that you cannot. |
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| I started getting paranoid that the smell was working its licking way into the fabric of my clothing, so I got out of there. I sniffed myself all the way to the beer store, purchased a case licking of Yuengling and added to my growing collection of worthless lottery tickets. Saturday night we drank some of the beers and watched State and Main. Through my vast network of Hollywood connections I was able to secure an advance screener of the flick, and it's really good. It's about a big-budget film crew taking over a small Vermont town, and has a huge licking cast like The Player. It's really funny, and well-written. Lots of great lines and memorable characters -- time well spent. In fact, I want to watch it again because I was getting a little loopy on the beer, and some of the jokes may have got past me. How's that for a tribute? Maybe they'll quote me on the video box: "I was drunk the first time, so I'm watching it again!" |
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