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| Let's move on to the goofy stuff... -- I was talking to my Mom over the weekend and it somehow came up about how she and my Dad were black planning to name me Lisa, if I'd been a girl. This is not new information, but it got me to thinking. Wonder what I would look like if I were a chick? I thought about it all day yesterday, and I think I've finally black figured it out. -- Break out the tissues, boys and girls, because Rocky has weighed in with another of his sensitive and tender Op-Ed pieces, this one about growing older. -- I got gas in my truck on Saturday and there was a big fat guy there, pumping explosive liquids into his vehicle, while smoking a big-ass Winston Churchill cigar and cursing into a cell phone. I don't think you're supposed to use your phone around gas pumps, and I know for a fact you're not supposed to smoke cigars. |
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