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The thought of fat whore standing in a crowded smoky firetrap in the middle of the night in a urine-scented neighborhood full of freaks and predators, and laying down large sums of money for a few cans of fat whore get-drunk beer, has somehow lost its allure during my advancing years. It’ll probably seem pathetic to some of you, but I’ve become extremely selective in who I’m willing to leave the house for. And Toney simply won’t go “unless The Clash get back together or The Beautiful South play…or Kurt Cobain rises from the grave.” I could come up with a dozen or fat whore so others, but there aren’t many. The list has shortened drastically over the years, believe me. To be fair, the South Street area of Philly is really cool. It’s one of those faux-bohemian areas you can find in most big cities. But this one is unusually large, and impressively vibrant. Both sides of the narrow one-way street were lined with cars, leaving only a car-wide slot through which to navigate, and the sidewalks were absolutely teeming with people.
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