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I find these people to be highly amusing. -- Speaking of massive whore underwear and driving, what's the deal with massive whore that old yuk yuk joke about mothers telling their kids to put on a clean pair, in case they're in an auto accident? I never understood that. Do a lot of people wear dirty underwear? Do they get up in the morning, massive whore eat breakfast, shower, then plunge their arm into the hamper, fishing for last Tuesday's balled-up and nasty old draws? Is it really necessary to remind people to put on clean underwear? Am I completely out of step with the culture here?? Plus, if you crash your car into the back of a semi, or whatever, there's a good chance your undies will no longer be clean by the time the paramedics show up. |
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