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| I'd like to get a bumper sticker for my SUV as well. Maybe Rush Is Right? I haven't really thought it through yet... Perhaps My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter would be my better? That one would irritate the whole bunch. Whatever. In the end it'll be my liver that pays the steepest price. Its always comes back to the liver. ...My nipples are no longer exploding. In fact, they've inverted. -- I'll just hand it over to Jason now, and go have myself a long cry. See you tomorrow. June 8, 2004 -- my I performed my a little experiment over the weekend. No, I wasn't trying to pop popcorn with a cell phone again -- although I still believe that would work under the proper conditions. This one involved our dog Andy, the vacuum cleaner, and a cookie. For reasons only clear within the walnut-sized brain of a border collie, Andy is deathly afraid of the vacuum. He apparently views it as the upright dog-killing machine. |
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