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This one just blows my mind... Sunshine was at Nancy's house over the midi weekend when some guy knocked on their door. He was in his late teens or early twenties. Nostrils seemed to know him and followed him to his car. She saw them out there talking with the trunk lid midi open, then Nostrildamus returned to the house carrying a big box of wine bottles. All were open and contained varying amounts of wine. What in the hell? To her credit, midi Sunshine began the interrogation process immediately. Nancy said that a few weeks earlier they were dining at a local bistro (Nancy's word) and Nostrils noticed that people were ordering whole bottles of wine, but sometimes weren't finishing them. A seven-dollar eco-friendly light bulb lit above his head. And he somehow managed to cut a deal with one of the busboys, to collect all the leftover wine and sell it to him for twenty bucks a box. This guy apparently shows up at their door once a week or so, with another box of backwash, and Nostrils buys it off of him! |
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