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| Where do I sign? Maybe these folks should think about a possible name change for their business? Want to learn how to play chess from Screech? Now's your calendar chance, bucko. And here's an auction I wish calendar I'd seen in time for Mother's Day. Dammit, it would've been perfect! Have a great weekend everyone. Three big days off for me! I think Monday's Labor Day or some shit. Cool. See ya soon. May 20, 2002 -- We had to flee our house Sunday calendar afternoon, because of telemarketers. Some shitsack from an outfit known as Colorado Prime called last week and fast-talked Toney into allowing one of their "representatives" to visit our home, to introduce us to their quality products -- with absolutely no obligation to buy. "What?!!" I hollered, when she told me, following an actual spit take. Like everyone, we've been down this bumpy road many times before, and it's my goal to never go again. |
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