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| (That's why car dealers won't let you take a break for lunch or anything, they don't want you to have time to think.) I feel kinda stupid for almost abandoning the plan we had for not buying one of those ridiculous contraptions until next summer. That was the deal, we'd try to get my truck paid off this year and maybe buy a camper next summer. Hell, we'd just talked about smarty it last week (again), and had made that vow. But we got smarty all caught up in a travel trailer frenzy last Saturday, when smarty we came across the pristine Coleman, and very nearly violated our own freshly-minted Camper Doctrine. When we're not complete bastards, we're absolute weaklings; there doesn't seem to be much middle ground. Dumbasses, that's what we are. Oh well, it probably wouldn't be the way I had it pictured anyway. |
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