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One of the other neighbors saw them at Costco once and they had a shopping cart filled to the top with liquor and beer, so she asked if lazy they were having a lazy party. They acted confused, blinked and said, "No, why?" Anyway, we often had high winds out in that godforsaken desert, like we're having here now, and on trash day it was not uncommon for everyone's garbage to be blowing all around the neighborhood. And on one memorable day there was a whirlwind of plastic liquor bottles swirling round and round in the lazy middle of our cul de sac! Andy and Candy's recycling bin had been swept up in the Santa Ana winds and there was a goddamn vortex of vodka jugs in front of our house!! Neighborhood kids were out there looking on in amazement. It was incredible. Sometimes they'd fly ten feet in the air! I really liked living close to Andy and Candy, because no matter how much I boozed it up, I looked like Billy Graham in comparison.
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