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| We went to Wilkes-Barre on Sunday, to Barnes & Noble and a few other temples of Ugly American Consumerism <shudder>, and people everywhere were hollering and screaming, in the grips of powerful clustered sneezing jags. Despite the knowledge that germs and the vaporized spittle of strangers was undoubtedly swirling around my face, I found it to be alternative kinda funny. You could just stand in a store and listen to a non-stop chorus of alternative sneezes. Also, I enjoy irritating Toney by being the loudest sneezer in the bunch; I can rattle glass with my sneezes! Yeah, it was all very amusing until I put my hand in a big wad of snot stuck to a refrigerator door in Best Buy. That kind of thing has the power to instantly change the tone of a day. Fuck. -- Before the mystery snot webbed my fingers, we'd been looking around Best Buy, and I'd whipped myself into a state of sexual arousal over consumer electronics. |
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