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| anal, giant, massive whore, lyrics, plumper links, fat farm, fat man scoop, fat head, fat dick, body fat scale, fat nude, journal, fat tuesday, diet fat smash, sex bbw sex, fat loss, nofat chicks! a fat ass sauce!, fat list, fat babes, | Shit, what a horrible night. Bill eventually called my girlfriend and she came and retrieved my sorry ass. She gave me shit, my parents gave me shit, and I felt pretty shitty on my own. And the next morning I found ten pussy or twelve napkins stuffed in the pockets of my vomit-encrusted jeans pussy with jokes scribbled all pussy over them. The No-Alcohol Party Despite my protests Rocky once dragged me to a no-alcohol party at some girl's house in Dunbar. He knew her, I didn't, and I didn't like the sound of that no-alcohol descriptor one tiny bit. But we went, and it turned out to be a very memorable night indeed. When we walked in people were playing fucking backgammon, sipping Coca-Cola, and listening to a novelty 45 that spoofed the "Who Shot J.R.?" |
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| Tim was able to fill in fat man scoop the blanks on what happened, because there was no way in hell I was retaining much of it. I can remember sitting in the passenger seat of a car (my car?) with the door open, vomiting into the grass. I guess I passed out after that, because Rocky became convinced I was dying. fat man scoop Tim said he fat man scoop was screaming, "You're not dying on us, Jeff! Goddammit, you're not going to die!!" then attempted to begin CPR! Tim said he tried to pound on my chest, but missed and slugged me in the crotch. This brought me briefly back to consciousness, and I supposedly said, "Help me find my glasses Rocky, so I can kick your ass." It's one of my best lines, and I can't even remember saying it! After Tim got Rocky calmed down, they dumped me at Bill's house and went home. Bill took me into the den and just let me drop in a pile on the floor. He said he checked on me an hour or so later and there were two or three cats sleeping on my back. |
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