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But I am clearly living in a fantasy world. And there's almost nothing we can do about it. Our options are minimal, because we live in Hooterville. Our little piss-ant phone company (who owns all the poles and wires and teens land, and locks out competitors such as Verizon) offers high-speed internet, but it has an air of cheesiness about it. I teens just get a bad teens feeling. It feels like the internet service you see advertised on fliers tacked to laundromat bulletin boards. The man featured in the ads has unfortunate teeth. One of the biggest downsides of living in a small town is the lack of options. We have to use Adelphia cable, because there's nothing else. We can't have a satellite dish because of the Waltons-style pine trees surrounding our house; the signal simply can't penetrate the canopy. And if we want to have phone service, there's one company to choose from. Doctors? Yeah, there are about five, and four aren't taking new patients. Mexican food? Their hours are 11AM to 11PM, daily.
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