 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| anal, giant, massive whore, lyrics, plumper links, fat farm, fat man scoop, fat head, fat dick, body fat scale, fat nude, journal, fat tuesday, diet fat smash, sex bbw sex, fat loss, nofat chicks! a fat ass sauce!, fat list, fat babes, | Later that night bubble Rocky wound up and hurled a slice of pizza across the room, without warning or provocation, and it momentarily stuck to a wall, then slid down in a bubble wide greasy streak. And a little later he took a great arcing piss off the balcony, very nearly hitting a group of geeks standing in the backyard. He also locked himself in a few more closets(?). Bill successfully hid twenty or thirty beer cans all around the house, and the J.R. record somehow got busted all to bubble shit. Yeah, we all got into major trouble for that little night on the town. For reasons I still don't understand, it was the balcony pissing that seemed to tip the scales. I would've guessed the Italian fastball. In any case, parental phone calls were made, and I think Rocky was grounded for a month, while I got off relatively easy with just a week. I bet they're still finding those cans. |
Best Fat Paysites
|
| This was supposed to be a no-alcohol party, as mandated by the host's parents, and Bill was going around hiding beer fat dick cans in boots, and down inside plants, and behind the Rice-A-Roni in the pantry! Things were quickly spinning out of control. I found Rocky a little while later in a bedroom rifling through somebody's underwear drawer, flinging bras and panties all over the room. Fuck. Eventually the parents came home, and walked into a scene straight out of Animal House, transferred to their own residence. I remember some guy coming fat dick down the steps as the parents entered the house, and he smiled and raised his beer in a salute like he was goddamn Hugh Hefner welcoming them to the mansion. Holy crap in a hand basket. I prepared for the worst, but they didn't say a word. In fact, they disappeared into their bedroom and let the fun continue. It turned out to be a mistake. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
