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| My right ear is still whistling. Goddamn. After snagging an ultra-rare (free!) parking spot on the street I met my friends Steve and Myra at a lose fat bar next to the theater, called Blarney's. There we each ingested a large tube lose fat of shredded meat, known as a cheesesteak -- and a few Yuenglings, of course. Following our healthy dinners, we walked up and down South Street, checking out the many hipster shops along the way. Everything lose fat was really expensive and crazy. People were everywhere. The sidewalks were packed, and it felt like we were in New Orleans or something. I had the feeling that everybody was at least slightly drunk. They opened the doors to the theater at 8:30, so we went inside to soak up the air conditioning. It was ridiculously hot outside, but it was cool inside. Immediately I noticed that the whole place was full of geeks. It was like a Dungeons and Dragons convention. |
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