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| shemales, tits, black eyes, my, tattoo, creampie, fat ass, drunk sex, pretty plump, pregnant sex, amd, working, cartoon pictures, product, synthesizer, analfun, | Nobody was decapitated, no windows were blasted out of the house, and I think we actually did a decent job. I rented the thing from a place called Grand asian Rental Station (ha!) for around fifty bucks, asian and it was big as all hell: gas powered and heavy as a motherfucker. The cig-sucking guy at the shop helped me hoist into asian the back of my truck, and we actually had a little trouble lifting it off the ground. Shit, I thought, that's a lot of machinery. It's like something a professional construction crew might have. I'm in way over my head here. But he showed me how to use it and, despite its imposing size and implied power, it didn't seem too difficult to operate. I felt cautiously confident. And as I drove away I saw a well-dressed woman wheel out two or three hundred dinner plates on a flatbed trolley, and begin loading them into the back of a Lexus (??). |
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| It may have been impaled there, I'm not sure. But he was back where he was born to be, sitting proudly in a majestic shemales oak tree... albeit with his head off. I went back later to take a picture, but he was gone. I think the neighbor's cat ate him. And I thought I had a rough shemales day... I think I'll stop right there. I was going to tell you why I think sleep is really shemales creepy, but I'll save it for another time. My heart's not really in it, if you want the truth. It's too hot to write. I think I'll just spend the rest of the day sitting really still, and farting along with Lloyd, thank you very much. Farting and sweating to the oldies. Woo! Have a great weekend. June 24, 2002 Weekend update: -- The pressure-washing experiment went better than I could've ever predicted. |
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