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| shemales, tits, black eyes, my, tattoo, creampie, fat ass, drunk sex, pretty plump, pregnant sex, amd, working, cartoon pictures, product, synthesizer, analfun, | It sure beat the hell out of pushing a lawn hot mower with immovable hot wheels up and down a hill. After the park hot we went to a local farm and bought a big bag of strawberries that had supposedly just been picked that day. They let you pick your own if you'd like, but fuck that. What do I look like, an idiot? Then it was off to Manning's for a softball sized ice-cream cone. Oreo, of course. If it hadn't been hotter than owl urine, it would've been a perfect day. And that brings you up to date. Pretty exciting, huh? Oh, here's this week's donut shop pic. And here's a headline I saw this morning that made me laugh. Yes, I'm thirty-nine, what of it? Also, Toney talked to "Nancy" yesterday, and apparently she, her so-called husband Banana Nostrils (married on a beach by an actor amongst a pack of leaping dogs), and their brood of l'il translucent vegans will be paying us a visit in July. |
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| Freedom is a fine thing for a nation of fat ass people, but not for male genitalia. (There's one for the Bartlett's Book of Quotations!) Plus, walking around with no underwear makes me feel a little pathetic; what am I, Todd Rundgren, circa 1974? We'd planned to stain the deck but it rained all fat ass night Saturday, so it wasn't possible. Damn! We were both greatly disappointed. fat ass So we opted for a day straight out of Norman Rockwell instead. We went to the park and watched kids playing in those big fountain-like things, where water shoots from the ground at unpredictable intervals. I ventured out there at one point, since it was so incredibly hot, and a jet of ice water rocketed up my back, which instantly soured me on the whole deal. Then we walked by the creek and across a covered bridge, and I tried to impress Toney with my rock-skipping abilities. It was fun. |
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