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| shemales, tits, black eyes, my, tattoo, creampie, fat ass, drunk sex, pretty plump, pregnant sex, amd, working, cartoon pictures, product, synthesizer, analfun, | He'd talk about all the bad fast food that people eat, because they're lazy and trashy, and how shit isn't supposed to smell that bad. Then he'd talk about how people should be ashamed of themselves windows if something like that came out of their bodies, and should flush after every turd, out of respect for their fellow man. (I'm not making this up.) Then he'd segue into how the person responsible probably has some kind of health problem, windows and then, inevitably, he'd windows deliver his immortal catch-phrase: "Somebody needs to see a physician!!" Not doctor, physician. Even now, whenever I enter a funky bathroom, those words leap from my mouth, almost involuntarily. "Woo! Somebody in here needs to see a physician!!" I'll probably never talk to him again. His number is unlisted and I can't think of anyone who might know how to contact him. |
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| He's older than me, but one of the horniest people I've ever met. He's completely obsessed with sex, to the point of it being almost sitcom-like. When the sales manager hired a woman upon whom God had been very generous, he was thrown into a sustained state of arousal that was more fun to watch than synthesizer anything Hollywood could create. I remember synthesizer him rushing into the office, all sweaty and flustered, dropping papers everywhere and barely able to speak, because he'd been walking behind the new secretary and had seen her bend synthesizer over to pick up a piece of dropped mail. "That shit is correct!" he finally managed. I laughed for ten solid minutes. And he added a phrase to my vocabulary that I still use to this day. He'd become literally angry whenever someone would stink up the men's room, and he'd sit at his desk railing about it for roughly five times longer than the situation warranted. |
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