 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| shemales, tits, black eyes, my, tattoo, creampie, fat ass, drunk sex, pretty plump, pregnant sex, amd, working, cartoon pictures, product, synthesizer, analfun, | And I felt like Sidney Poitier in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Last time I allowed this, ahem, guy to bully me into ordering something I didn't want, but Monday I just let it all hang out lesbians and went with the Holler lesbians Dweller Special. Prime rib, well-done, none of that faggoty dick-sucker wine, thank you very much, bring me a damn beer. And it was good. Everybody else was eating bullshit designed to impress, like quail salad or something, and I thought I could detect a small trace of pain in their expressions. I have no doubt lesbians I was the only person there who actually enjoyed their meal. But then, I'm a simple man of simple needs. That's how my momma raised me, back on the farm. After dinner Spencer Tracy excused himself, and the rest of us retired to the bar, where much alcohol was consumed. My boss's boss is a nice guy, but really hard to read. |
Best Fat Paysites
|
| Apparently this was going to be an evening of debauchery, not some stuffy pretty plump formal affair. Cool. Debauchery is one of my personal fields of expertise. One of the people there was a guy who made several snide, sarcastic remarks to me the last time I attended one of these functions. He'd kept asking me if I liked to hunt and attend tractor pretty plump pulls, and shit like that. I'd forgotten all about it, until I saw his face pretty plump again. And we weren't seated for more than five minutes before he started it up again. "So Jeff, do you do a lot of deer hunting?" I mean, what the fuck?! What's with this guy, and the deer hunting?? It's not like I was wearing a straw hat and cradling a ceramic jug of 'shine in the crook of my arm. Being from West Virginia is sometimes a big cross to bear... Later, one of the other people didn't know what a portobello mushroom was and this guy blurted out, "I feel like I'm having dinner with a bunch of mountain men!" |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
