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| shemales, tits, black eyes, my, tattoo, creampie, fat ass, drunk sex, pretty plump, pregnant sex, amd, working, cartoon pictures, product, synthesizer, analfun, | "Shit," I thought, "This is me!" I'm the Angriest Man In Holloway. The only difference is, I wouldn't have any trouble coming up with a mere 800 words on safety curtains; I could do it in my sleep. Unfortunately, the character is supposed to be a foul person, an exaggerated cartoon designed for comedic effect. I'm not sure actually being family fun like him is a family fun good thing. I need to give this some thought... -- My boss's boss is in town, along with one of his loyal family fun lieutenants, and I got roped into attending a dinner party with them Monday night. Some unknown executive assistant called me with the secret location and time, along with the password ("streetcar"), and I reluctantly tucked in my shirt and left work a little early for an evening of discomfort and fake smiles. "Your party is meeting in the lounge," said the hostess when I arrived, and everyone was already talking at inappropriate volume levels when I walked in. |
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| I can't wait. I've been having a hankering for some drunk sex uppity left-of-Nader bitches to sleep in our beds, eat our food, and judge everything we do. I think I'm gonna put a big ol' framed picture of John Ashcroft over the fireplace, especially for the occasion. Until next time... June 19, 2002 A couple of things: -- I'm reading a Nick Hornby drunk sex novel, How To Be Good, and the narrator's husband (yes, Hornby, drunk sex the man's man, is writing from a female perspective!?) is a bitter, angry bastard who finds fault in most things he encounters. In fact, he writes a newspaper column under the moniker The Angriest Man In Holloway. His wife is disgusted with him and what she perceives as his ever-escalating penchant for complaint. I laughed out loud when she mentioned that he once tried to write a column bitching about rubber-backed safety curtains, but couldn't come up with the required 800 words on the subject. |
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