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The man told me how his father was in the German airforce during the WW2 (thus a Nazi) and took aerial photos of London, Paris and Russian for chicks the German (Nazi) Intelligence. The man had been an IRS agent and chicks said he was doing research at LACC's library (my Russin teacher told me there is no research worth doing there), and liked the landscape chicks of LACC (there are more trashcans than trees). So eventually after telling the man I have dinner with my parents not with anybody else and I had class to run to, I walked away but not before he told me to keep an "open mind" because he had "things" to teach me. Open Mind for a potential rapist? I don't think so. And what sort of things are you going to teach me--how to have sex? I thought to myself.  So in my Russian class it was International Womens Day or as they say in Russia, Mejdu-narodni-jenskii-dyen. One girl wore red and white, people brought pastries and chocolate, and the teacher explained the history of it. In my Russian Conversationa class, the teacher told a joke.
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